I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Randomize
