So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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