Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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