Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
COCAINE IS GR8
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
