left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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