I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Randomize
