Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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