I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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