I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
that is very illegal...i love you.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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