Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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