Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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