Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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