This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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