How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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