Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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