Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
you had me at cake vodka
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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