my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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