why didn't you poke me back
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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