go do what you do best...puke behind churches
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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