So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Randomize
