Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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