Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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