if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Let's paint friendship bongs
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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