The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
His nipple licking is glorious
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