Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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