Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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