you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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