Don't you send me to vm
You're my little dorito
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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