Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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