somebody snuck up and got me drunk
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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