is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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