Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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