I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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