They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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