Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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