Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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