jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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