is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He felt like a one man threesome
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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