i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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