"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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