and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
only if we run a train.
done.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
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