I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I have feelings that need drinking.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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