maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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