I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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