stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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