I got chris browned last night
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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