She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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