I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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