i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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