So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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