what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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