Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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